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One million beers please
My vehicle my choice
Kitten needs a fucking cigarette
I'm drunk as fuck and have a gun in my pocket
I would drop kick a child for a Malboro cigarette
I came here to drink and fuck... and I'm almost done drinking
Give me a beer or I will kill myself
Beer and a cig
Autism powered fuck machine
Certified munch
Fat retard with a gun
